Tag Archive: Sleeper

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2011

US Banking on Mayan School of Debt Management philosophy

 

The U.S. Public Debt topped $15 trillion dollars in December 2011. This figure has been growing every year since 1961 with one notable exception being 2001 when tax revenue was artificially inflated by the “dot.dumb” bubble. If the two richest Americans (Bill Gates – $59B and Warren Buffet – 39B) donated their fortunes to write off some of that debt, they would only cover the $.098 trillion that I rounded off of the actual deficit to get a whole number.   If each of the 140 million American taxpayers were required to pay that debt tomorrow they would each be required to cough up $107,143.  Not to worry though, if the Mayan’s are right about the world ending in 2012, there will be no-one around to collect.

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2010

I “herd” it, but I am not sure I believe what I “herd” (but apparently everyone else does).

Time Magazine names Mark Zuckerberg their “Person of the Year” for his role in convincing the world that it’s okay to flock to a virtual zoo cage where you can mill about with unseen (and often unknown) friends and “frenemies” while mulling over your likes and dislikes while “others” watch and tweak your needs and perceptions to their benefit.   In a related story, Time Magazine (and just about every other publication) calls the Apple iPad, that new gadget that has everyone who already has a desktop computer, laptop computer, iPod, eReader, smart-phone and dumb-head herding their wallets down to the local lineup in order to place an order for the opportunity to perhaps buy one in hopes that it might be delivered before it becomes obsolete when the next best apple iNeed for the iNeedy comes along.

 

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2009

Photo finish at the Supreme Court of Canada

A divided Supreme Court of Canada ruled that a group of Alberta Hutterites do not have a “religious right” to obtain drivers licenses without photographs.  The Hutterites believe that photos are “graven images” and therefore must be prohibited under the Second Commandment.  The Court ruled that “Freedom of Religion is a right. Driving is a privilege – one trumped in this case by the security needs of the larger society.”  Hard to say where this one is going.  On surface it sounds like it might have possibilities (yet some of my brain cells are wondering if another drink is really in order).

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2008

It’s not just the economy stupid!

In March of 2008, the research director for Canada’s National Farmers Union announced that, “The decline in food supplies we’re seeing now is steeper than any time since the Second World War,” he says, “maybe in the past century.”  Some blame a “biofuel boondoggle” that has seen 20% of the U.S. corn crop go into creating ethanol last year, in order to provide only 1% of that country’s fuel needs. Rather than driving down the cost of gasoline, it has succeeded in driving up the price of everything else.  By reducing the supply of corn that is available for feeding livestock, the price of meat, milk and eggs has gone up 10 to 20 per cent.  Meanwhile, water is becoming the greatest worry of all. World use increased six-fold between 1990 and 2005, the majority of that going to agriculture. Water tables in important farm belts of the U.S., China and South Asia are plummeting — in India by as much as three metres a year. Factor in Asia’s sudden enthusiasm for red meat and the sense of crisis only deepens: producing one kilogram of grain-fed beef requires five times the water a kilogram of cereal grain does, which helps explain why the outgoing CEO of Nestlé SA, the world’s biggest food-maker, recently raised water scarcity as one of the great challenges facing the world.  Bottom Line: Given that our (pirate) captains of finance and industry are apparently stupid enough to get the global economies into their current state, I can understand how they might also be overlooking these unsettling details especially given that their collective culinary palettes are currently attuned to a feeding frenzy at a wholly different kind of (billion dollar) hog trough.

In a related story:  Wait a minute I may have been mistaken.  At least one “expert” seemed to be in tune with the real deal.  Lost in the billions of other frauds and scandals of 2008 (which included the arrest of Bernard Madoff, the former chairman of the Nasdaq Stock Market on charges of running a $50 billion “Ponzi scheme”) is a little “Made in Canada” hedge fund called Sextant Capital Management.  Sextant’s sophisticated investors gave $22 million to Otto Spork, a former dentist who used it to buy investments in two private companies with ownership stakes in northern glaciers. Spork, has recently moved to Iceland, and apparently envisions these glaciers as the source of fresh water that can be sold around the world. These companies have no revenues, certainly no profits, and no prospect for operations in the foreseeable future; however, according to Sextant, their value has surged by 984 per cent in the couple of years since the Sextant fund was launched.  The Ontario Securities Commission has barred Sextant from selling its fund to any more clients pending regulatory hearings in the weeks and months ahead.

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2007

Who knew that while citizens everywhere were lambasting their national security agencies for anal retentive airport security regulations that outlawed hair gels, toothpaste and other toiletry products in carry on luggage, it was actually a clever counter-terrorism tactic designed to dupe uneducated terrorist wannabes into trading in their C-4 for K-Y jelly.  The first evidence that the ploy is working comes when a mad bomber tosses a bag of toiletries over the fence at the Canadian Prime Minister’s residence.

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2006

“Canadians Tired”

Shortly after Canada votes Paul Martin’s Liberals to the sidelines in the wake of their AdScam fiasco; the Canadian Tire Corporation quickly trashes its long running, and equally annoying Canadian Tire Neighbour Guy ads campaign.

Jan 01

Sleeper story of the year 2005

“T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…” but wait a minute what’s that? Light Emitting Diodes you say!  Kyoto your bed and spring to window, this may just be another savior born of Christmas.  Could LED lighting be the answer to all of our energy woes?  Well if half of what I am hearing is partly true it just might be.

Lighting accounts for twenty percent of all energy use in the US. All this light, however, comes at a cost; producing the electricity creates pollution from power plants and greenhouse gas emissions. Reducing energy needs from lighting even just by half could save billions of dollars and help wean us off our dependence on oil.  Many now see light-emitting diodes, or LEDs, as the potential solution to the problem. Our current system of light is tremendously inefficient; incandescent bulbs waste 95 percent of the energy flowing through them as heat. Fluorescent bulbs are more efficient, but their harsh color has prevented them from fully penetrating the lighting market.  LEDs are long-lasting, extremely rugged – one scientist tells a tale of dropping one from three stories and then plugging it into a socket – and promise to be ten times more energy efficient than current incandescent lights. In addition, they remain at room temperature, which can cut down energy use even further by reducing air-conditioning that today offsets heat from lights.

…excerpt from Living on Earth with Steve Curwood, a weekly environmental news and information program distributed by National Public Radio.

Jan 01

Sleeper story of the year 2004:

“Controversy over euthanasia just won’t die.”

No matter how hard they try, its adversaries just can’t put it rest.

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