Jan 01
Pa will plant a new front lawn that is guaranteed against fire-breathing locusts and the apocalypse.
Ma will stop giving her bankers money for nothing.
Thing 1 will learn that feelings are not all that bad.
Thing 2 will get out more (without his f-bomb).
Jan 01
It’s time to come out of the closet and give those back bedrooms a face-lift.
Jan 01
There you have it. That’s the year as my functioning brain cells remembered it with enough computer cross-references to confirm that even I can’t make this stuff up (because computers don’t lie – unless they’re German).