Those unemployed script writers from Breaking Bad suddenly become richer than Bill Gates after a bidding war erupts between rich liar-politicians around the globe who would pay anything to come across as more sympathetic in the eyes of their voters.
America becomes a defacto one-party dictatorship when it’s Republican Party is placed on Interpol’s Terrorism Watch List. It’s members become so tea-ed off when their accounts are frozen and their wages garnished that they threaten: 1) to destroy the world some other way; and/or 2) to shoot themselves in the other foot.
A new reality TV show out of Montreal, Quebec that is entitled, “Who Wants to be Mayor There?” steals top spot for reality TV shows everywhere. Other politicians who have senate can’t get enough.
Last year’s conservative downsizing strategy evolves into a major embarrassment. After randomly selecting and laying off every scientist that does not wear a cowboy hat, Revenue Canada needs to hire twice as many new accountants to audit their special asses.
The surviving Boston Marathon bomber is freed on a technicality when his liars convince the jury that, because he was located via his body’s heat signature, he could not possibly have been the cold blooded killer everyone was looking for. He immediately emigrates to Canada and sues their government for a terrorillion dollars on the grounds that they did not try hard enough to convince his refugee parents that they should have run to Canada as opposed to the US.
Hip-Hop music niggasps its last deep lyric when hip-hop artists, who are nothing without their bling, can no longer bling it after bitcoin (which cannot be worn) becomes both more expensive, and way cooler than gold.