Face Book becomes the darling of the stock exchange when investors realize that there is a fine line between shirtless and topless. Abreast of this revelation its stock prices bounce back.
Conservatives celebrate as Canadians wake up penniless in February. Later that month the Finance Minister rounds GST up to 10ȼ and declares Canada will be debt free by year end.
Nomophobes rejoice as Google releases it’s “Apocalypse” family of smart phones. The “Zombie” actually screens all of your calls, organizes, thinks and speaks for you. It also operates on brain candy (yours) as opposed to batteries. A sleeker, compact model called the “Cockroach” is also available.
In a face saving about-face designed to focus on weapons of mass destruction as opposed to women and mistress deception, American counter-terrorist agencies require that all female agents, stenographers, contacts, and family friends wear full body burkas.
India shows it can still stink outside the box(car) when it opts for a cheaper low tech solution to its phew! phew! train problems. It installs giant pooper scoopers in loo of cow catchers.
In a related prediction: The s**t does not hit the fan(ancials) when the U.S hires disgruntled Indian railway workers to catch the money as it falls through the cracks of their fickle cliff.
Holy Smoke! Shortly after his release from house arrest, the Pope’s butler gets burnt at a high stakes poker game in Monaco. Unable to cover his losses, he is disappeared by some Italians of questionable integrity.