“ISIS[pect] Jihad a Different Outcome in Mind.”
In a move that has both Napoleon and Hitler rolling in their graves, ISIS opens a second front with Russia by blowing up a Russian airliner in Egypt. In so doing they defuse a potentially explosive impasse between Russian and American forces over Syria.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do they inadvertently mediate irreconcilable Russo-American differences, they follow up with another cowardly attack in Paris that results in the French eventually fighting back. Even Anonymous, an anti-establishment group of hackers, has joined the fray on the side of their enemies in the establishment.