“It’s what I have always said as of today, you can’t be an action movie when you’re always running away.”
— Thing 1 after suffering through The Bourne Legacy, another of Hollywood’s many attempts of late to stretch a short story into a trillogy.
Runner up:
“The Conference Board of Canada estimates that in 2013 the pandas alone will result in a 5.3 per cent increase in our Gross Domestic Adorability. That should be enough to ensure Canada leads the G8 not only in “cuddly” but also in “wuddly.” Your move, economic turmoil.“
– MacLean’s Humour Columnist Scott Feschuk on the PMs alleged diplomatic coupe which resulted in China offering to “rent” two Panda Bears to Canada