“Oooh Britannia, Britannia rues the waves”

The once proud British Navy’s single most defining moment in the new millennium would appear to be the capture of their dinghy crew by the mighty Iranian navy.  After several weeks of hand wringing, oh yeahs, and skyrocketing prices at the gas pumps of the world, the crew is released unharmed upon admitting to piracy, sodomy and substandard international soccer skills. The proud sailors then hit the talk show circuit to make as much money as they can from their recent ordeal.