Pa will lose 1 lb per month over the next 12 months, or suffer the consequences of zilch between meals for the following month. That’s right, it’s time to get back to my svelte girlish (230lb) figure.
Ma will resolve not to be so perfect so she can find something to give up in 2006.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 will undergo one 24 minute workout per night with success measured in their ability to increase their maximum capacity for chin-ups by 1 per month. I will forego the chin-up target since I cannot find a bar that will support me (and because my target in 2005 should be fewer chins, not more).