Ma and Pa are going to get out more – even if it’s just for a walk.
Pa is going to stop warning Thing 2 about his temper and start dealing with it. He is also going to spend substantially less time on the Internet.
Ma is going to get reconnected with her inner self (and maybe then she will stop throwing the kids toys).
Thing 1 is going to learn to stop singing Nintendo jingles in class when others are trying to work.
Thing 2 is going to learn to stop losing his temper and throwing things – especially his fists (I have no idea where he gets that).
Everyone is going to have a Happy New Year (and that’s my last warning)!