My “Well Oil Be!” award (or “Speaking of old Fossil Fools” award; or “Suffer the Little Children” award; or “Some International Slurs do result from Alcoholic Consumption” award; or “Brain Drain is Alive an’ duhWells in Alberta” award; or “Award with the Most Names” award) goes to… Ralph Klein, Premier of Alberta.

This champion of the common man (unless he gets in the way of American Oil interests by complaining about how his land, livestock and/or loved ones are being poisoned by wells that are being erected on his property without his consent) travels to New York City (!?) in order to tell the Government of Canada, “YU-GI-OH to hell and take Kyoto with you!”