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Jan 01

My “Most Boobs on an Award Show” (or “What is it about Booze and Nova Scotia”) award goes to… the Juno Awards held in Halifax Nova Scotia.

Although the 2006 Juno Awards master of ceremonies, Pamela Anderson thought the boos were actually a quaint Nova Scotian method of ordering drinks (and/or expressing awe for her perfect set of… airbags), the press swallowed the Music Industry’s line that the rolling catcalls were directed at Pamela Sue’s anti-seal hunt comments from the previous night.   Nova Scotian, insiders who incidentally love their booze and prefer boobs to seal hunters (regardless of what the same sexers say) are aghast that no-one could understand (or admit) that they were actually expressing their contempt for the music that was being served up as being worth mention let alone an award).

Related Story:  In an attempt to sway public opinion to the musician’s side, Sir Paul McCartney took his wife out on the ice for a photo-op that turned sour when she was attacked by a baby seal.  Greenpeace apologists say the cute animal probably mistook her wooden leg for a club.  Later in the year, Heather would say “I don’t need this or you anymore” thus sealing Paul’s fate in divorce court (and answering his musical question, “will you still need me, will your still feed me when I’m 64”).