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Jan 01

“Con woman gives Wendy’s the finger”

Wendy’s stock and sales plummet when an American woman allegedly finds a severed human finger in her chilli.  When the con is exposed a Wendy’s spokesperson announces the outcome was never in question.

(Hurting) Headitors Note: Forensic specialists agree claiming that, according to their overall findings, “There is as much chance of finding a human finger in their chilli as there is in finding chicken in their chicken fingers.”