Category Archive: Wreckollection
Jan 01
Sleeper Story of the Year 2022
Climate Change
As world and industry leaders continue to sleepwalk, the rest of us get this sinking,“there goes the neighbourhood” feeling as cities start to close and relocate entire neighbourhoods that are suffering from perennial floods and insurance companies refuse coverage in wooded areas threatened by wildfires.
Related Story: “Buyer Beware, If yowna beach property!”
After Hurricane Fiona smacks Atlantic Canada we are told that unless we move a lot faster on putting a lid on our carbon emissions, the lids on our houses will be the least of our worries when we face more, and more extreme weather events to the point where the world will be become uninsurable.
Jan 01
Innovation of the Year 2022
The eCoin implant for bladder control by Valencia Energy.
Forget about Lecanemab (story to follow if I don’t forget) and all those other marvelous breakthroughs that may or may not hold water when their inaugural tests and/or prototype installations are finally completed over the next two to five years. For those old-timers that can’t wait that long for relief, this nickel-sized neurostimulator that is implanted just above the ankle can be tapped into right now. Moreover, the pulses intensity and therefore their relief can be controlled with a remote.
See the rest of the field at: https://www.popsci.com/technology/best-of-whats-new-2022/
Jan 01
Movie of the Year 2022
Nobody
Absolutely nobody did it better than Nobody in 2022. Technically this movie was released in 2021 but since few if any people were able to see it in the theatres and it has still not been released on any streaming service, nobody is likely to challenge our choice (but if you do, don’t call us, take it up with Nobody… if you think you can).
Honourable Mention: Bullet Train
Kill Bill meets Snakes on Plane. A wild ride!
See what everyone else liked at: Best at the Box Office 2022
From the Archive: (Best Movie that I saw for the first time this year): Idiocracy
If you haven’t seen the movie Idiocracy, you probably won’t unless you have access to the Disney Channel. In the event you don’t have the latter, here is a synopsis (Spoiler Alert): (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=522T2axRBcU.) From what I am seeing today, the only thing it got wrong was the year. Forget 500 years into the future, we’re almost there now!
Jan 01
Song of the Year 2022
Zombified by Falling in Reverse
Have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDz1Er2IXA
Honourable mention:
Make Believe by Memphis May Fire
Have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLU3EzJCpA8
I’m Good (Blue) by David Guetta, Bebe Rexha
Have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90RLzVUuXe4
Hatten Toshi by Azur Taupe
Have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SkivTaoxHU
Jan 01
Best Book (I Read) this Year 2022
How Fascism Works: The Politics of Us and Them by Jason F. Stanley
It might even be the best read ever. I am already re-understanding what fascism is and, as crazy as me and my voices may be on some planes, we were not actually crazy when we were thinking everybody everywhere couldn’t all be fascists, could they? – i.e. The truck drivers and our Liberal government were calling each other fascists, Fox News and the Republicans call everyone but Fox News and Republicans fascists. The Democrats call Trump, who calls them fascists, a fascist, and so on and so on… This might be a book the UN should translate into every language on the planet and make it part of the required reading curriculum of every school everywhere. Oh Mein Kampf! Did I just suggest that? Isn’t that what a fascist would try to do? Read the book and find out.
Honourable Mention:
Brain Food: The Surprising Science of Eating for Cognitive Power by Lisa Mosconi
American Kleptocracy: How the U.S. Created the World’s Greatest Money Laundering Scheme in History by Casey Michel
What the other guys liked: Top 200 Goodreads of 2022
Jan 01
Quote of the Year 2022
“The fight is here; I need ammunition, not a ride.”
–Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in response to America’s offer to evacuate him from Kyiv
Runner up:
“I don’t [expletive] care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me,” “Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here.”
— a Donald Trump Whitehouse Aide’s testimony, on his response when told the Secret Service was turning armed protestors away from his Jan 6, 2021 rally
Jan 01
Other Awards 2022
Our “Special Operations R us(sia)” award goes to Russia
Russia is falling victim to a homegthrown oil[ygarch] shortage of its own when the billionaire chairman of Russia’s Lukoil dies in a Special Ambulatory Operation out a hospital window in Moscow. Russia’s News Agency is calling it a suicide. No word as to whether it was assisted or not, and if so, apparently even billionaires can’t expect special treatment in Russia where a trip out the window is still the best assisted suicide that even a billionaire’s money can buy. Ravil Maganov is only the fourth Russian energy oligarch (that we know of) to have died in especially unusual circumstances in the special months since Putin’s special operations began last February.
Our “Bleak Prospects” award goes to Russian Generals
For the first time in living memory top spot on the list of the world’s most dangerous jobs did not belong to either Fishers or Loggers. In 2022, it was Russian Generals who were putin’ their life on the line above and beyond all other occupations. Yes, the Russian army is in a state of general chaos and the rapid attrition within this rank does not bode well for the future of Russia’s other occupation (of Eastern Ukraine). Putin’s ability to recruit replacements could meet with as much or more resistance from prospective candidates than his special occupation has met in Ukraine.
Our “Stupid is as Stupid Does” award goes to the Canadian Freedom Convoy.
A small minority of Canadian truckers who are afraid of being vaccinated against Covid-19 drive across Canada and park their rigs on the Ambassador Bridge, a border crossing that generates a quarter of US-Canada trade. Why? Because they thought it was unfair that they were required to be vaccinated in order to cross into the United States (but apparently quite fair for them to prevent the majority of truckers on both sides of the border who were not afraid of the needle to traverse the border). Among the other demands voiced by this gaggle of “special interest group’s” unelected leaders [none of whom were truckers] was the request that Canada’s unelected Governor General and unelected Senate dissolve it’s elected parliament and name members of Canada Unity (another unelected special interest group) to form a Canadian Citizens Committee. Bottom Line: The majority of voices in my head have elected to call a spade a shovel. The Freedom Convoy was a failed “Authoritarian My Way or the Highway Anti-Democracy Special (self) Interest Group Putsch”
Related Quote [from the archive]:
“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.” ― Winston S. Churchill
Related Statistic:
The High Costs of Misguided Leadership (at both extremes) |
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SNC-Lavalin Coverup (2017-19) Costs: |
negligible (plus whatever PM Trudeau’s credibility is worth) |
WE Charity Scandal (2020) Costs: |
$0 (plus whatever PM Trudeau’s credibility is worth) |
Aga Khan Affair Costs: |
$50 Million (plus whatever PM Trudeau’s credibility is worth) |
Pointless 2021 Snap Election Costs: |
$600 Million (plus whatever PM Trudeau’s credibility is worth) |
Freedom Convoy (2022) costs: |
$6 Billion (plus whatever the Convoy leaders’ credibility is worth) |
Our “Cold Dead Hands” award goes to Lebanese banks
In a year where money was tight for everyone, Lebanese banks clung tightest of all when they refused to allow clients to withdraw “their” money even after they took everyone in the bank hostage at gunpoint. Some even threatened to set themselves (and the bank) on fire. Soldiers were summoned to protect the clients from themselves and “their” money.
Our “Birds of Feather” award goes to Trump’s Flock
A gaggle of wingnuts had their wings clipped in 2022 for their part in their walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, Big Bird’s attempted insurrection on Jan 6, 2021. Hitler Moustache guy was just one of many strange birds of the nutso, neo-nazi kind who flocked to (and parroted) their Führerious leader’s cries of fowl in the 2020 presidential election. Still proud of his boys, the Dodder is providing financial assistance for some of the defendants with the added promise of full pardons and official government apologies to all.
Our “Big Boob Boo!” award goes to Mentor
This breast implant manufacturing affiliate of Allergan and Johnson & Johnson’s was found to be less than upfront when reporting incidents of injuries and complications surrounding their product. Of course, what would you expect from a company who is in the business of augmenting realty? Perhaps the bigger boobs in this story are the Government and hospitals who were relying on those companies to be on point when exposing their faults[ies] to the public.
Our “YouthandAsia” award goes to Indonesia
Indonesia kills the concepts of friends with benefits and hooking up when it makes pre- and extra-marital sex a crime replete with stiff prison sentences of one year for sex and 6 months for living with someone you are not married to.
Our “Capital Hillbillies” award goes to the [Cdn] Freedom Convoy
Or rather the leadership (or lack thereof) on both sides. In a word bizarre (but what should we expect when Jethro Bodine is our Prime Minister)? Yes, one year after the American Hillbillies stormed their capital, Canada experienced an insurrection of its own. What is it about Capital Hills that only seems to attract the broken and destitute from all corners of a country? The bad news is that, even though that episode is over, we still have Jethro and about 649 other fools on the hill. The good news is that “if” any of the civil or criminal cases find their way into court, the truckers will be able to plead their fundamental case (if there is one) based on reportable facts without the surrounding carnival of “noise”.
Our “Special Interests” award goes to the Freedom Convoy Leaders
It’s hard to overlook the irony of a minority of truckers protesting the Covid-19 protocol’s impact on their life, liberty and ability to cross borders by waiting for said protocols to be lifted and then locking down their Country’s borders and the business districts of cities to the majority. But that is what makes democracy so great – the fact that free speech makes it easier to determine who the stupid people are. Looking on the bright side (which also reflects poorly on the truckers) at least Ottawa had some clowns at their winter carnival in 2022.
Our “This Isn’t Sparta” award goes to 300x10 American troops
Yes we’ve seen some inflation since the days of King Leonidas and his 300, but one thing hasn’t changed. Nothing pisses off a sociopathic imperialist and tyrant like a little democracy. Putin’s spokes-puppets accidentally foreshadowed the poor fighting readiness of his invasion force of 100,000 Russian soldiers massing on the Ukrainian border when they vehemently condemned America’s response of deploying 3000 American troops to Eastern Europe as being an unprovoked and dangerous escalation of tensions. Trust bluster like that to leonidus (me and my voices) to be putin some perspective to those numbers. Apparently the Russians had already known that a 33-1 advantage (or much, much higher when you consider none of the 300x10 troops were sent to Ukraine or anywhere en mass for that matter) would still lead to a “destructive” [Russia’s words not mine] outcome for their invasion force.
Our “Gross Domestic Product” award goes to Canada
The next time you feel obligated to raise a stink over the poor quality of that crap other countries are exporting to your household (and/or storage locker) consider this: Canada’s estimated total waste generation is the largest in the entire world. It has an estimated annual waste total of 1,325,480,289 metric tons. Given Canada’s population of 36.7 million, that’s an estimated annual waste per capita of 36.1 metric tons per Canadian of any age.
Our “Mine’s Bigger” award goes to Vladimir Putin’s Table
It’s not that Vlad is afraid of the people banished to the far reaches of the other end of that table. Nor is it an anger management ploy to protect them from his own ability to reach over and get his hands around their throats. [We believe] Putin’s gigantic table was commissioned for the sole purposes of ensuring that no-one would ever be able to turn the table on him.
Runners Up: While on the subject of records held by big dicks, here is the rest of the leader board.
Our “Sounds Like a Matter of Taste” award goes to Dyson Zone
Sure you can wash your mouth out with soap, but why not use a vacuum instead. Dyson, a company famous for their vacuum cleaners, introduced its new Dyson Zone headphones with a wraparound mouthpiece that will clean the filth out of the air before it gets to your mouth. It’s still too early to tell exactly how much it will or will not suck, but fashion experts and hipsters everywhere agree it’s going to come down to a matter of taste.
Our “Location, Location, Location” award goes to 2541 E. 40th Ave
The most appealing quality of this not so hot property listed at $4.888M in Vancouver, Canada seems to be the fact that a strong wind if not a big bad wolf could save the buyer the costs of demolition.
Our “Start the Car!” award goes to a Dutch 4-yr old
Dutch police apprehended a not so grand theft auto enthusiast as he was fleeing the scene of a three car accident. Fortunately for the 4-yr old no-one was harmed and the police were not American (i.e. armed). The mother has been instructed to ground the boy and put her car keys in lockdown.
Our “Cownary in the Coal Mine” award goes to Prairie Cattle
While Canadian Prairie ranchers are blaming successive years of drought and the scarcity of cattle feed for their inability to sustain their herds. Meanwhile, Prairie fossil fuel barons are concerned other Prairie people if not politicians might heed this warning.
Our “Poor Judgment” award goes to the US Supreme Court
In an apparent attempt to make American laws medieval again, five Republican Supreme Court Justices rule that women must have babies if the State tells them to.
Our “Mild, Mild, West” award goes to the Uvalde, Police Force
In the rough and tough Republican State of Texas, police officers elect to circle the wagons while a lunatic strolls through an Elementary School and kills 19 kids and 2 teachers. Perhaps they were waiting until high noon to gun down the bad guy… “The Texas Way.”
Our “Unhappiest Birthday Celebration” award goes to the NRA
The National Rifle Association (NRA) celebrated its 150th Anniversary “trying to regroup following a period of serious legal and financial turmoil that included a failed bankruptcy effort, a class action lawsuit and a fraud investigation by New York’s Attorney General. Speaking of failures, bankruptcies, lawsuits and fraud investigations Donald Trump spoke at their convention in Houston, Texas just three days after (and 4 hours down the road from) the Uvalde Elementary School shootings. Uvalde was just one of the 648 pointless mass shootings in 2022 that amassed 672 dead and 2705 injured Americans. Last year’s overall total for Americans who died victims of gun violence was 44,190.
In a related story: The U.S. Congress passed their 1st gun control legislation in decades. That was of course before it was taken over by the latest gang of trigger-happy Republicans.
Our “You Can’t Handle the Truth” award goes to PM Trudeau’s Canada
Canada’s PM Justin (it for my inner circle) Trudeau “has adopted 72 secret orders-in-council — hidden from Parliament and Canadians — since coming to office”. That’s already (in just 6 years) more than twice as many as his Conservative predecessor (who reigned supreme for 10 years).
Our “Knickers in a Knot” award goes to France
While Iran was unravelling over the morality (or lack thereof) of headscarves (or the lack thereof); France found itself immersed in hot water over their ban on any woman’s choice to wear a swimsuit that did not fit their French sense of fashion morality (or lack thereof).
Our “Hottest Immigrants” award goes to India
Canadian immigrants from India are all but guaranteed an XXX rating in the eyes of Canadian Authorities.
Our “Hair Brained Ideas” award goes to grease balls
Using a maxim long understood by your average grease ball (i.e., that human hair can absorb 5 times its weight in oil), a non-profit environmental organization called Matter of Trust is turning donated hair into mats used to soak up oil spills on land, and booms (long tubes) used for spills at sea.
Our “Inseparable” award goes to Thai Elephant Mom and Baby
Because in an otherwise miserable year, even some elephants found themselves down and in need of a big little pick-me-up.
Our ”Power of Thinking Differently” award goes to Donald Trump
Although not the most mindful class act in America, you wouldn’t know it from an interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News channel, when America’s ex-big giant head of state explained that he could declassify documents just by thinking about declassifying them. No wonder, Mr. Mindful[of himself], can bend reality just by thinking something else is or was happening. Here’s hoping he doesn’t think he would be better off without people who don’t absolutely worship his omniscient munificence.
Our “Same Bolshit, Different Day” award goes to Jair Bolsonaro
It’s déjà vu all over again as the outgoing Brazilian President Bolsonaro stokes election denial chaos in his country by refusing to acknowledge his electoral defeat. During his election campaign he claimed the voting machines were rigged and “only God” could remove him from office. At the risk of going to extremes, it’s almost as if, “When you are never wrong, you must be Right”
Our “Law of Supply and Demand” award goes to Donald Trump
Why does America have more lawyers per capita than any other country on the planet? Just ask Donald “I cannot tell a lie” Trump who managed to amass 30,573 false or misleading claims during his 4 presidency. That’s right, our Money, Money, Money, Money boy named Sue with a lega[l]cy of over 4000 and counting lawsuits is a firm believer in his Law of Supply and Demand. His demands are very, very, very probably the drove most if not all of his presidential decisions to supply the US Supreme Court and other US and District Courts of Appeal with 234 of his very, very, very probably favorite people. No telling how many have already returned or will be returning that favour.
Our “There will be a Slight Delay” award goes to France
Mehran Nasseri, an Iranian refugee who lived in Charles De Gaul Airport for almost two decades, died after a heart attack at the airport. In defense of the airport, they didn’t lose his luggage (because it was stolen before he got there).
Our “TruDoh!” award goes to Justin Trudeau
Apparently the Canadian Prime Minister’s definition of a measured diplomatic response is the distance between his thumbs and Twitter (might be a North American thing). Justine thumbed his “knows” at truth and diplomacy when he broadcast his “misinterpretation” of events in Iran to the world.
Our “My Biggest Loser” award goes to Elon Musk
Unable to extricate himself from his offer to purchase Twitter for $44 billion, Elon learns a valuable lesson: what trolls around, runs aground.
Our “Flu the Coop” award goes to millions of Avian Flu casualties
Fearing a clucker revolt over avian flu mandates the EU and UK euthanize millions of little peckers.
Jan 01
Headlines You Won’t See in the Mainstream Year-End Reviews 2022
“Even if I do the Odd Job here and there for my idol, no-one will ever mistake me for his Mini-Me(galomaniac)”
It was a Blowfeld around Donnie Dummkopf’s world when he outed himself as just one more Putin minion by endorsing Vladimir’s invasion of Ukraine as an act of “genius” (perhaps in hopes that said evil genius that he “knows very, very well”) might toss the Odd Job his way. Oh well, the Dodder can rest assured that although people will never confuse him for someone who might be the bigger man (unless it be in the roundabout way), or a brain, he will be, pound for pound, the biggest Mini-Me(galomaniac) ever to serve an evil genius bent on global domination.
Related Quote: This is genius. Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine — of Ukraine. Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. So, Putin is now saying, “It’s independent,” a large section of Ukraine. I said, “How smart is that?” And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper. That’s strongest peace force… We could use that on our southern border. That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. There were more army tanks than I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep peace all right. No, but think of it. Here’s a guy who’s very savvy… I know him very well. Very, very well.
-Donald Trump on what he calls Putin’s Peacekeeping Mission in Ukraine
“US Repugnantcans exercise their unalienable right to ban books, not firearms”
Some cats (if not pussies) on a Tennessee School board ban “Maus”, a Pulitzer Prize winning graphic novel of the holocaust that depicts the Nazi’s as cats and the Jews as mice. They cite some nude pictures [of mice], some “cussing” and a suicide as the grounds for their Orwellian intervention.
“We interrupt our regularly scheduled propaganda with these special announcements”
Concerned that their special missiles and bombs might not be enough to bring Ukraine to its special knees, State controlled (aka all) TV stations in Russia bombard everyone with bombshells like, its not our special soldiers, it’s the Ukrainians that are bombing their own cities. To further counter what is described as “fake news and rumours” emanating from every news agency on the planet that is not controlled by (or allied with) Vladimir Putin, The Russian Government (aka Putin) announces that they are launching a new internet website where “only true information will be published”. Two days later Russia banned Facebook when it refused to stop fact-checking Russian state media posts.
From the Archives: Putin’s long shadow (because some people do have a history of blowing up their own people to get what they want).
“It’s all fun and games until someone threatens to hang a Republican Vice-President”
Both the US Congress and Senate vote almost unanimously in favour of Anti-Lynching legislation that they previously voted down no less than 200 times since it was first proposed 100 years ago. This might be the only case of bipartisan cooperation in the otherwise hung jury of old white guys that is US politics. All it took was an unhinged outgoing president who just wanted to hang around (with, or needs be, without his Vice President) to get everyone regardless of political stripe to realize, “Hey wait a minute this one has suddenly become really, really, important. Now, it’s not just the rabble, our necks are on the line too.”
“Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?”
Not Albertan pigs. In Canada’s home of the grizzly bear, wildlife officials have now declared feral pigs, “the worst invasive large mammal on the planet”. That’s right you can forget about artificial intelligence and the coming robocalypse. Alberta is already being overrun by super smart pigs that aren’t afraid of anyone or anything. Just another reason mankind is too stupid to evolve (because when we are not becoming enslaved by the intelligent machines we are building to serve our bidding, we are being overrun by the intelligent animals we are raising to serve at dinner).
“Holy shit Hollywood! Grow up!”
Although Will Smith needs to give himself a slap, he wasn’t the only Hollywood star that shat the bed on the global stage last year.
Related Award: Our “Best Picture Award” goes to the James Webb Telescope
For those of you who prefer not to focus on the galaxy of fragile egos that inhabit Hollywood, NASA’s new $10 billion James Webb Telescope is now showcasing only the very highest quality of stars.
“Big Drug finds itself still dogged by yet another scandal”
More headaches and supply chain issues (and 4001 damnations) for Big Drug when they lose another pet project to meddling activists.
“Leaping Lizards! …Not”
Forget about cats and dogs, it was raining iguanas in Florida last January after temperatures dropped to 40o F (4o C). Although Florida is populated by more than its fair share of fossils, if not fossil fuel enthusiasts of the climate denier kind, there was no denying that those Floridians were expending some green energy dodging this latest downpour. This was their second [Iguan]apocalypse over the past 5 years.
“Red Rover, Red Rover, drag his ass over”
Holy WWF, Batman! In London England, Chinese embassy employees led by their flamboyant Bobby “The Brain” Heenanesque manager drag a protester through the front gates of their embassy for a lights out match. Fortunately some other London bobbies invaded the compound and liberated the protestor before any-one died or disappeared. When all was said and done the Red officials claimed they were just defending themselves when the protestor came over and invaded their compound despite what the camera footage depicted. In both diplomacy and fair play, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a lie.
“European climate debate heats up when England joins the fry”
England was derailed on track to setting a new summer heat record when temperatures exceeding 40oC for the first time in recorded history caused their rails to expand and forced a shutdown of train traffic. 2022 tied 2018 for their hottest summer since records began in 1884.
“Art museums hamelin problems as pied painters suffer rising costs of living”
In a vain attempt to raise public awareness on the mounting costs of global warming, climate activists around the world have taken to throwing food at cultural works of art. Alas with the price of food these days their effort may have only made those works increase in value. One misbegotten protest in London clearly fell upon deaf ear (a Van Gogh). Struggling artists everywhere are now begging activists to throw a little food their way.
“Russian’s vote for democracy”
While Putin is russian’ to export his brand of special not so free referenda to free Eastern Ukraine of democracy, and a special mobilization lottery to support his special military aberration, many of his comrades who have no other voting options are russian’ to vote with their feet by taking special road trips to the nearest border that is not Ukraine.
“It’s déjà vu all over again, comrade”
Vlad, the Window Usher’s mobilization of untrained troops with rusty rifles to die in Ukraine reads very much like his imperial WWI counterpart’s strategy. Moreover, his illegal invasion of Ukraine in the first place reads very much like the strategy of the German nut job who invaded Russia during WWII. Just who do you think you are Vlad? Russian Tzar Nicholas II, whose own people (your people) put a commemorative volley of bullets in his head; or Hitler, who did the deed himself? Regardless this is probably not going to end well for you.
“A tale of two biddies”
After Queen Elizabeth II swears Liz Truss in as the new British Prime Minister, the Queen promptly dropped dead. My voices can’t agree on whether it took longer for the Brits to bury their Queen Liz (seemed to take a very long time) than it took their Prime Minister Liz to bury herself (not very long at all).
“Out of the flying plane, into the fire”
Wile E Coyote couldn’t have scripted this crash landing better. Things went from bad to worse for this unfortunate pilot yet in the end he came out pretty lucky.
“All the ‘Right’ stuff to become Putin’s next protégé for President of the US?”
Russian State news (a.k.a. Putin’s propaganda) channels have been instructed to feature FOX News shock jockey Tucker Carlson as much as possible in their Ukraine military operation coverage. Hey, if you don’t have the money or the mettle to stage a successful campaign you still might get by with a little help from the “really, really, Right” kind of friends.
“My fellow Americans, let your crazed Ye out.”
In the land of opportunity, a bipolar rapper, with some outlandish ideas announces his bid for the American Presidency in 2024. Ye for President(s who are a little off)!
Related Award: Best T-Shirt (I’ve seen) this year:
“Reminder: Don’t forget to get the cash up front”
There was lots of buzz surrounding a new Alzheimer’s breakthrough drug called Lecanemab; however, it is still shrouded with plenty of caveats and questions. I suspect the only absolute certainty is that they won’t forget to slap an exorbitant sticker price on the end product and then encourage everyone not to forget to be tested earlier and often along with another reminder that doctors should push as many pills as possible. Oh, I almost forgot, they will definitely remember to demand all payments up front, just in case the drug doesn’t live up to its limited expectations.
“Chinese electric cars don’t kill people (or fly, or bounce)”
The Chinese automaker Nio was quick to drive home the fact that their electric car was not responsible for its inability to fly and/or bounce after it plummeted from a 3rd floor window and killed both of its test drivers.
“Peruvians go all out for peace on earth by ringing a different kind of bell”
When the gift of giving gets out of hand, the Peruvians won’t deck the halls on Christmas Day, they take it outside (just like our dads taught us) where they can find peace on earth (not to mention a few teeth).
Jan 01