Category Archive: 2006

Jan 01

2006 Year-end Review

The Chinese called it the Year of the Dog. The United Nations dubbed 2006 the International Year of the Deserts and Desertification. It was the year that animation turned 100 years old.  2006 also marked the 100th anniversary of:

  • the Teddy Bear;
  • AM radio;
  • Bubblegum;
  • the perm hairdo;
  • the Planters peanut brand;
  • the Kellogg company;
  • Rolls Royce
  • Sonar
  • Jack London’s book White Fang;
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles;
  • the Great San Francisco earthquake and fire;
  • the feature film – a.k.a. movie (i.e. The Story of the Kelly Gang is the 1st feature film)

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  •   Alzheimer’s disease identification [almost forgot that one]

Jan 01

Story of the Year 2006

Ancient Ice Shelf Breaks Free from Canadian Arctic  by: Associated Press    29 December 2006

A giant ice shelf the size of 11,000 football fields snapped free from Canada’s Arctic.  The Ayles Ice Shelf, roughly 66 square kilometers (41 square miles) in area, was one of six major ice shelves remaining in Canada’s Arctic.  The collapse was so powerful that earthquake monitors 250 kilometers (155 miles) away picked up tremors from it.  “It is consistent with climate change,” Vincent said, adding that the remaining ice shelves are 90 percent smaller than when they were first discovered in 1906.

(Hurting) Headitor’s note: The event actually occurred in 2005 but the story did not “break” until late in December 2006 – which is in itself something of a story, if not “the” story of how stories that don’t involve impotent Hollywood gossip or inane political bickering rank in our news agencies’ perception of what constitutes news. 

In a related story, our Canadian Prime Minister gave the cold shoulder to an international gay and lesbian convention hosted by Canada in order to oversee exercises designed to bolster Canadian sovereignty over a Northwest Passage that many expect will become a busy and viable alternative to the Panama Canal in the not too distant future.  Later in the year, at a United Nations Climate Conference, his Environment Minister’s defense of a Made in Canada alternative to Kyoto that would deliver measurable results by the year 2050 received an icy reception.


Jan 01

Innovation of the Year 2006

British Columbia and Alberta sign an agreement to eliminate inter-provincial barriers to trade at a time when Canada’s productivity in relation to the rest of the world continues to fall.  Perhaps if more provinces follow their lead, productivity within Canada will actually achieve the unprecedented levels that are required to recapture ground lost on the world stage (without selling out our country to the world at large).

Jan 01

Conspiracy of the Year (or Righteous Indignation is a One Way Street) 2006

Holy Jihad batman, even with all of the attempts of all ah the governments everywhere to keep the truth about Islam off the record; they are managing to out themselves.  France, Europe’s country with the largest Muslim minority population continues to blame “Youths” for the rash of firebombed cars in predominantly Muslim communities.  Canadian Police announce they have cracked a terrorist cell comprised of persons of, “South Asian descent …in their teens or early 20’s.”  Across the pond in London, British Police foiled a plot by 21 “very evil people” who intended to detonate liquid explosives aboard several transatlantic flights to the United States.   Meanwhile the Religion of Peace (once everyone in the world submits) opens the year by responding to a Danish cartoon with riots, bombings and murders.  They respond to a Papal admonition with more of the same.  Elsewhere (in a remote province of Canada?) an Islamic paramilitary organization based in Lebanon crosses the Israeli border under the cover of an unprovoked missile barrage to ambush, kill and kidnap Israeli soldiers. When this leads to the same response right back at them, the Islamic world and, moreover, the United Nations cry foul; even as they continue to ignore white Arabic jihad in Darfur (Sudan) and surrounding countries that continue to wrack up a genocidal death toll on black “Muslims” in proportions that dwarf all but the Jewish Holocaust of Nazi Germany.

Related story: Age of terror, Age of Illusions by Robert Sibley

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2006

“Canadians Tired”

Shortly after Canada votes Paul Martin’s Liberals to the sidelines in the wake of their AdScam fiasco; the Canadian Tire Corporation quickly trashes its long running, and equally annoying Canadian Tire Neighbour Guy ads campaign.

Jan 01

Movie of the Year 2006

Who Killed the Electric Car

A relatively unadvertised documentary that is “electrifying” and a must see story that will “shock” you (not because you did not already hear enough rumours to relegate the story to, at worst, mass paranoia and, at best, urban myth but) because you have never seen the facts through, any of the fair and balanced media outlets that we have come to rely on for the “reality” that surrounds us.  Who new the cars actually existed, looked like any other car (and not the flimsy solar energy death traps we regularly see in most alternative energy news bites) and were sharing the streets (from 1998 to 2003) with your average gas guzzling variety (until they were repossessed at the end of their leases and summarily crushed by the automakers). This is a must see for everyone, in spite of the fact that I guarantee you will not like what you see.

Runner Up:  Happy Feet – an animated family story with a message that both entertains and touches young and old alike – “dare to be different or nothing will change and bad things happen to those who can’t change.”

Honourable Mention:   Click – a (reverse engineered, special effects version of the “It’s a Wonderful Life” theme) comedy about a man who uses a universal remote control from God to mute, fast forward and otherwise get what he wants from life without paying much attention to the details; also “Snakes on a Plane” for pure mindless entertainment that appeals to all the senses; and “Lucky Number Slevin” an action mystery with enough character twists to keep everyone guessing.

Jan 01

Book of the Year 2006

I haven’t written it yet.

Worst book of the year century millennium EVER!!! Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie

Why did the Ayatollah Khomeini order a hit on its author?  Was it to save the unsuspecting reader from hurting their heads trying to read such crap? Or maybe it was a subliminal act of psycho-terrorism designed to entice people to purchase a book that is pure torture to read.  Whatever the reasons, BEWARE!  Do not go there!!!!!

Jan 01

Song of the Year 2006

Steady as She Goes by The Raconteurs.

Honorable Mention:

 You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt

Keep Holding On” by Avril Lavigne

Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol

Jan 01

Joke of the Year 2006

News agencies.

If it bleeds it leads and the rest is strictly entertainment.  The National Inquirer frets as World News agencies, including the venerable Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, trip all over themselves to include the drunk driving escapades of Mel Gibson and then Paris Hilton in their international news reports.  I realize that I should be thankful and pass this off under the heading of “No news is good news” but…?

Jan 01

Commercial Blooper of the Year 2006

Ford Motor Co.

What’s the message being imparted – subliminal or otherwise – when a quasi bobble-head guy and girl with dumb empty-headed looks are driving some brand of trendy new car (Hey stupid! Buy this and you too can drive like a bobble-head)?

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