Category Archive: 2005

Jan 01

2005 Year-end Review

The Chinese called it the Year of the Rooster.  The United Nations dubbed 2005 the International Year of Sport and Physical Education as well as the International Year of Micro-credit (small loans designed to tap entrepreneurial spirit existing in communities around the world).   2005 also marked the 100th anniversary of:

  • the provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan
  • the city of Las Vegas
  • Norway’s declaration of independence from Sweden
  • Novocaine
  • Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (and many more)
  • Sinn Féin a political party bent on independence for all of Ireland.
  • the 1st airplane factory
  • the 1st U-Boat
  • Roald Amundsen’s 1st trip through the Northwest Passage.
  • the State of Oklahoma
  • the invention of the Popsicle.
  • the artificial hip joint
  • Mata Hari’s professional debut in Paris
  • Puffed Rice cereal
  • Jules Verne’s death
  • the 1st forest fire lookout tower
  • the 1st outboard motor

Primed as I am on champagne and beer, Alberta thousand dollars in Las Vegas there’s Norway I’ll be able to tie all these milestones into one of my cohesive, albeit rambling openers.  Novacaine, not even Einstein when he’sinn féin form and snorting a factory full of airplane glue.  U-boat to hear me try though, even if it stinks like the time I roald amundsen elephant crap after the circus left town – but first I need to go get another beer.  Ok lahoma gonna take it from here now (did I mention I’m black from the fridge).  I’m cool now.  Cooler than a popsicle in a hip joint, yet I find I’mata hari point in my train of thought, and with fewer active brain cells than a bowl of puffed rice I might just as well call it quits now and go to bed.  Speaking of snowballs and hell, Jules Verne there if you don’t close your eyes when you come to the things that I expect to be writing about the various religious orders of record.  Oops!  Lookout, tower’s getting late and here I’m still rambling on like an outboard motor mouth. Better get down to business now. Saskatchewan the flip side.

Jan 01

Story of the Year 2005

When Mother Nature’s Water Breaks…its Water, Water, Everywhere.”

Water and China were popping up everywhere in the news of 2005.  Heck China even ended the year by accidentally spilling Benzine into one of their major river systems and then six weeks later cadmium into another. Add that to the constant flow of western jobs to Chinese sweatshops and the flood of Chinese goods onto the global market and I guess I’ll compromise and call 2005 the International Year of the Flood.  The year opened with the aftermath of the Great Southeast Asian Tsunami, the skies opened in what would be the worst Hurricane season on record and the New Orleans dikes opened to flood the Big Easy.  Alberta and Manitoba experienced serious flooding, Central Europe spent several weeks underwater, a northern Ontario Indian village was airlifted from their tainted drinking water and my basement flooded again.  Meanwhile in Niger an estimated 2.5 million could die as a result of famine brought on by a lack of water.

In a related (emerging) story:  We got water and everyone wants it.  The following is an excerpt from a Nov. 24, 2005 MacLean’s magazine article entitled, “America is Thirsty “:

“…When the U.S. government surveyed the 50 states in 2003, more than two-thirds said they expect to face some sort of water shortage within the next 10 years. The situation is even worse in the developing world. The United Nations estimates that by 2025, two-thirds of the world population, or almost 5.5 billion people, will face chronic water shortages, and scientists expect global warming will only make things worse.

In this context, Canada is a country of unbelievable water wealth. This country boasts more than 20 per cent of the world’s fresh water, and the flow of rain, spring water and snowmelt that courses through our waterways represents seven per cent of the planet’s renewable water supply — all to satisfy the needs of just 0.5 per cent of the world’s population.

But as the global water crisis deepens over the next two decades, this country’s intransigence will prove increasingly difficult to maintain. Canada is offside even the UN’s position on the matter. In 1997, the UN said that international water markets and trade are likely the only way to alleviate chronic shortages worldwide, while discouraging water waste in areas where it’s plentiful. But it’s not just a humanitarian issue: there is an enormous commercial opportunity and economic imperative at stake. If Canada insists on opting out of international water trade, that decision will almost surely do severe damage to the country’s economy and standard of living.

Dr. Isabel Al-Assar, an international trade expert based at the University of Dundee, Scotland said, “Water will become like oil one day, I have no doubt about it.”   If Al-Assar is right, then Canada, through a miraculous stroke of lucky geography, is sitting on a liquid gold mine. Pinpointing exactly how much Canada could reap by selling fresh water depends heavily on a long list of questions: what price would buyers be willing to pay? How would it be transported? How much could be safely withdrawn without damaging sensitive ecosystems? But in 2001, the Frontier Centre for Public Policy, a Winnipeg-based think tank, constructed a theoretical business model showing that if Manitoba could sell 1.3 trillion gallons of water per year (roughly the amount that drains from provincial rivers into Hudson Bay in only 17 hours) at the same price charged for desalinated sea water in California, the province could reap annual profits of close to $4 billion. In 1992, the World Bank estimated that worldwide trade in water could be worth US$1 trillion within the next generation. Even the opponents of water trade acknowledge that much of that market could belong to Canada.”

Jan 01

Sleeper story of the year 2005

“T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…” but wait a minute what’s that? Light Emitting Diodes you say!  Kyoto your bed and spring to window, this may just be another savior born of Christmas.  Could LED lighting be the answer to all of our energy woes?  Well if half of what I am hearing is partly true it just might be.

Lighting accounts for twenty percent of all energy use in the US. All this light, however, comes at a cost; producing the electricity creates pollution from power plants and greenhouse gas emissions. Reducing energy needs from lighting even just by half could save billions of dollars and help wean us off our dependence on oil.  Many now see light-emitting diodes, or LEDs, as the potential solution to the problem. Our current system of light is tremendously inefficient; incandescent bulbs waste 95 percent of the energy flowing through them as heat. Fluorescent bulbs are more efficient, but their harsh color has prevented them from fully penetrating the lighting market.  LEDs are long-lasting, extremely rugged – one scientist tells a tale of dropping one from three stories and then plugging it into a socket – and promise to be ten times more energy efficient than current incandescent lights. In addition, they remain at room temperature, which can cut down energy use even further by reducing air-conditioning that today offsets heat from lights.

…excerpt from Living on Earth with Steve Curwood, a weekly environmental news and information program distributed by National Public Radio.

Jan 01

Movie of the Year 2005

No clear standouts here.  Star Wars III provided some closure, however it was a little too far to the dark side. Batman Begins provided a different twist on an old tale.  Smith vs. Smith was fun.  War of the Worlds provided all the special effects and a nice tribute to the 100th anniversary of Jules Verne’s passing, but….

Statistic:  Movie ticket sales worldwide plunged 11 per cent in 2005 despite the fact that studios released 527 films in 2005 versus 507 in 2004.

Jan 01

Book of the Year 2005

It’s still The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown.

Note: The Da Vinci Code has celebrated it’s 2nd full year on the various bestseller lists north and south of the border and it has still not hit paperback.

Jan 01

Song of the Year 2005

Nothing stands out here either.  In the absence of any serious contenders from 2005, I’ll pick an old song called We Were Meant to Live” by Switchfoot on the grounds that I just stumbled onto it this year.

Jan 01

Television Show of the Year 2005

Boston Legal starring William Shatner

Jan 01

Underdog of the Year 2005

The Canadian majority.

Jan 01

Statistic of the Year 2005

Including the September 11 terrorist attacks, the number of Americans killed by international terrorists since 1960 is roughly the same number as were killed by lightning strikes over the same period.  It is also roughly equivalent to the number killed by peanut allergies or the number killed by collisions with deer.  Since 2001 the Americans have spent 100s of billions of dollars (and Canada $8-10 billion) on counter terrorist measures.  Meanwhile, 36,000 Americans are killed by the flu each year.  Sadly, the American Government cannot afford to foot the bill for a flu vaccine stock. 140,000 people per month die of diarrhea, in developing countries and malaria carries off 165,000 people per month.

Runner up: Canada’s Gomery Commission investigating the $150 million Liberal sponsorship scandal cost’s taxpayers $72 million dollars which is almost  5 times what it cost the Americans ($15 million) to complete their 18 month 9/11 Commission investigating the events surrounding the Terrorist Attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

 

Vital statistics                 

 Canadian Gomery Commission       

American 9/11 Commission

Duration   22 months     18    months
Documents reviewed 946 exhibits       2.5 million pages
Public Hearings 131 days     19    days
Persons Interviewed 183 (in 2 provinces) 1,200 (in 10 countries)
Witnesses Testifying 183    160
Final Report 681 pages(still preliminary)    550 pages
Price Tag $72 million                          $15 million 

Jan 01

My “The Suit Makes the Man (not the Mouse)” award goes to… Austin Aitken.

The Cleveland native is suing NBC for an episode of it’s “Fear Factor” reality TV show that showed a contestant eating a rat.  He claims that it caused him to get sick before he could change the station.  I have no update on how his case is progressing other than the following brief excerpt from the Reuters News Agency where Aitken said, “I am not at liberty to discuss the complaint unless it is a paid-interview situation.”

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