The Chinese called it the Year of the Rooster. The United Nations dubbed 2005 the International Year of Sport and Physical Education as well as the International Year of Micro-credit (small loans designed to tap entrepreneurial spirit existing in communities around the world). 2005 also marked the 100th anniversary of:
- the provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan
- the city of Las Vegas
- Norway’s declaration of independence from Sweden
- Novocaine
- Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (and many more)
- Sinn Féin a political party bent on independence for all of Ireland.
- the 1st airplane factory
- the 1st U-Boat
- Roald Amundsen’s 1st trip through the Northwest Passage.
- the State of Oklahoma
- the invention of the Popsicle.
- the artificial hip joint
- Mata Hari’s professional debut in Paris
- Puffed Rice cereal
- Jules Verne’s death
- the 1st forest fire lookout tower
- the 1st outboard motor
Primed as I am on champagne and beer, Alberta thousand dollars in Las Vegas there’s Norway I’ll be able to tie all these milestones into one of my cohesive, albeit rambling openers. Novacaine, not even Einstein when he’sinn féin form and snorting a factory full of airplane glue. U-boat to hear me try though, even if it stinks like the time I roald amundsen elephant crap after the circus left town – but first I need to go get another beer. Ok lahoma gonna take it from here now (did I mention I’m black from the fridge). I’m cool now. Cooler than a popsicle in a hip joint, yet I find I’mata hari point in my train of thought, and with fewer active brain cells than a bowl of puffed rice I might just as well call it quits now and go to bed. Speaking of snowballs and hell, Jules Verne there if you don’t close your eyes when you come to the things that I expect to be writing about the various religious orders of record. Oops! Lookout, tower’s getting late and here I’m still rambling on like an outboard motor mouth. Better get down to business now. Saskatchewan the flip side.