The open-discharge toilets used by 30 million train passengers every day in India have always generated a big stink, but now scientists are warning that the issue is also flush with “serious safety implications.” The discharge causes widespread corrosion of the rails and maintenance workers often refuse to service the undercarriage of the trains.”
Category Archive: 2012
Jan 01
Canadians are not penniless… yet!
The federal government announced the postponement of their plan to stop circulating pennies last October. The new target is now on Feb. 4, 2013.
Jan 01
The butler may have done it, but I vaticant be burnt at the stake
The Pope’s butler was sentenced to 18 months of house arrest in the Vatican after being convicted of leaking information pertaining to allegations of corruption and financial misdeeds within the Vatican. No telling how much has changed since the days of the inquisition since all we know from the secretive trial is that the butler confessed and he is now very sorry.
Jan 01
The evil American 1% fails to get its Mitt back in da money
Unfortunately da money still owns Congress. Although all but 1% of da money is still expected to fall over a fickle cliff (that everyone else just calls partisan politics) perhaps now the slope, and fall, will not be so pronounced.
Jan 01
Accusations, 35 times worse than your typical f-bomb, fly in Parliament
Conservatives find themselves under attack as the open-ended terms of their non-competitive contract for 65 still undelivered F-35 stealth fighters continues to deliver escalating sticker shock (and awe) with an estimated cost that seems to be climbing faster than the jet will.
Jan 01
Others can manage without fast planes?
Extreme skydiver Felix Baumgartner became the first person to break the speed of sound without an aircraft while setting five Guinness World records during his 24 mile stratospheric freefall.
Jan 01
Canadian cold front makes European bank “draughts” a little cooler
Fortunately Canada still has some cents enough to refuse to participate in a bailout package for the still unrepennytant European bankers, governments and people.
Jan 01
Catty-trophy-icky hissy fit exposes insecurity within the American counter-terrorism network
It’s James Bondage meets Shades of Grey when the Head of the CIA, the Commander of the International Security Assistance Force and a veteran FBI agent are caught in the fallout when their mistresses blow up in the mother of all hissy fits. The rest of the country is terrified (but not surprised) to discover that the security of their country is in the hands of some pretty insecure operators.
Jan 01
“Run! (To the light!)”
In a year that opened with anything but a Kodak moment, and despite surviving the latest predicted apocalypse (and a thousand Hollywood spinoffs) we learn that everyone’s heads are in varying shades of a dark place. The girls have invested all of their time and money in the Shades of Grey novel while their men were preoccupied with the second coming of the Black Ops video game.
Jan 01
New Words 2012
If you think I’m making this up, have a look at the following words that were officially recognized by mainstream dictionaries last year:
Bucket list: a list of things that one has not done before but wants to do before dying
Yolo: an acronym popularised in social media for “you only live once”.
Cloud computing: storing and sharing your computer data and applications on the internet as opposed to on your own computer.
Earworm: a song or melody that keeps repeating in one’s mind
F-bomb: a lighthearted and printable version of mother of all four letter euphemisms.
Mummy porn: the genre exemplified by the best-selling 50 Shades book series,
Sexting: the sending of sexually explicit messages or images by cell phone
Oojamaflip: a thing whose name is temporarily forgotten.
Verbal diarrhoea: a tendency to speak at excessive length.
Floordrobe: a pile of clothes left on the floor of a room.
Hangry: irritable as a result of feeling hungry.
Omnishambles: A situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterized by a string of blunders and miscalculations.
Squadoosh: nothing.