Who knew that while citizens everywhere were lambasting their national security agencies for anal retentive airport security regulations that outlawed hair gels, toothpaste and other toiletry products in carry on luggage, it was actually a clever counter-terrorism tactic designed to dupe uneducated terrorist wannabes into trading in their C-4 for K-Y jelly. The first evidence that the ploy is working comes when a mad bomber tosses a bag of toiletries over the fence at the Canadian Prime Minister’s residence.
Jan 01