We all suspected that it was “crap” – now it is official. A recent study has determined that offices of the world are using 43% more paper today than they did in 1999. Although experts are at a loss to “flush” out the underlying reasons, government insiders believe it will create enough of a “stink” to warrant having somebody’s friend commissioned to assemble a multi-million dollar “White Paper on the Presence of Paper in the Paperless Office” report. Ordinary “grunts” say that it was the last multi-trillion dollar serving of Year 2000 scares and contingency planning that was “dumped” on our offices of the future by these same experts that is at the “bottom” of it all (and their proposed white paper is just another idea that sounds good on paper).
Jan 01