College Protests against Apartheid in Israel
Even as Israeli citizens mindfully continue their protest against Benjamin (I’ll Do Anything as Long as it Takes to Cling to Power) Netanyahu’s government, and other countries around the world struggle to remind Netanyahu that there are too many Palestinian men, women and children who are too cowed and/or too terrified to protest against Hamas dying, we find simpleminded university students across North America mindlessly following an apocryphal dickdumb that claims Hamas are simply fighting a war that is holy about their desire to end apartheid in Israel by masterminding the unapologetic mass rape and murder of Israelis and then retreating to hide behind their women (themselves the victims of the world’s biggest real apartheid past or present) and children en route to peacefully wiping the State of Israel off of the face of the earth (or something to that effect). Yes, Palestinian terrorists have managed to kidnap the hearts and minds of thousands of poorly educated North American university students triggering the world’s largest case of Stockholm syndrome (outside of Russia).
Runner Up: Scurvy
As the rich get richer on the coattails of profiteers in Big Grocery, Big Ag and Big Food, scurvy is making a comeback as even those of us who are not living in food deserts find ourselves unable to afford real food.