Pa will read The Organized Mind: Thinking Straight in the Age of Information Overload and then hit control alt delete on a lot of things.
Ma will get her new oven working or replaced.
Thing 1 will get his license, buy a new drum kit, and then realize that said drums don’t have wheels (and won’t fit into our car).
Thing 2 will foreclose on the kitchen if Pa doesn’t pay him back (with interest) the $3000 he fronted for the last kitchen payment.