… but don’t take us home my darling Mullah, cause we still prefer the freedom and living arrangements here and, oh look, the infidels are giving us each a lawyer at their expense – Mullah, Fatwa kindly disregard this letter. Yes, Canada can finally claim …well, according to Canadian authorities, anything that does not include the words Muslim or Islam when they thwart a plot by 17 young Canadian “startlelists” to blow up the Toronto Stock Exchange and sundry other misdemeanors such as attacking Canada’s Parliament and beheading its Prime Minister. While the rest of the world is glued to their television sets (albeit for World Cup soccer coverage) Canadians everywhere despair that this may have been their last chance to have actually seen any real parliamentary reform under Stephan Harper’s Conservatives.
Best Related Quote:
“…Muslims fear repercussions over tomorrow’s train bombing.”
— Angus Jung
Runners up:
“Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals can believe them.”
—George Orwell
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
—Albert Einstein